Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's 9 + 10 19

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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