- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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