Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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