- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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