- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

your mom gave me head.....phones

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

xavier stop

two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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