Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

I can count to potato.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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