- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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