A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Women's Rights

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

I just found out i have cancer.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

kcuf read it backwards

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

men's rights.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

soccer

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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