Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

hey John will you make some copies

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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