Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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