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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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