- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What's 9+10? 19

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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