What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Elizabeth Warren

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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whats a willy? -brock

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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He walked in a bar

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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