Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Men's Rights

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Har har hey

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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