What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Men's Rights

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i like cats

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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