roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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