How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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