A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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