What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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