How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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girls lacrosse

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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