- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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