If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Mormons having fun.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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You're*

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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