Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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