- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon is delcious.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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