Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Do you know what color comes after 9?

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Women's Rights

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

hi

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

I just found out i have cancer.

kcuf read it backwards

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

soccer

men's rights.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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