- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

WEED!

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Your Mom

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Your Mom!!!

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

This is not a joke or is it

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