What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

I just found out i have cancer.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

kcuf read it backwards

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

soccer

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

men's rights.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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30cm = 0,3meters

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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