- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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