Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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My parents died!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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