What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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