A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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