- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

book 'em danno

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

your mom gave me head.....phones

xavier stop

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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