- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

knock knock who's there no one

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Donkey lips

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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