Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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