Your mom is so fat...

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Grammer is very important

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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