roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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