What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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captcha: all yer base

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Womens' sports

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Queens Park rangers

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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