Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

what is a bracket? a bracket

this is not an anti joke

josh roberts got the d in geog

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Hi

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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