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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Hi

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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This is not a joke or is it

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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