their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Butt poop.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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