What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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