What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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