There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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