- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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