- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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