Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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