Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

knock knock who's there no one

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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