Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Your biggest fan.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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