A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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an athiest walks into a church

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No.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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WHAT????

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whats 69+2? 71

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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