Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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My kids are mistakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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