- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

The Christian Bible.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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