a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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WEED!

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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