- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Make little things count Teach midgets math

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What you reading? reading?

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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