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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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