How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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im @ work, LOL.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Reading books

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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69

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Anti Joke

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