Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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