whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Reading books

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69

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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