- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Once upon a time, The end.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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