- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Your grandma's cookies.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

full house

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

anti jokes are for fags

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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