How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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potatoes

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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