What time is it? 20:45.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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