Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Will nearis is here! Get it

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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