A man walks into a bar Ouch!

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

whats up fuch you bitch

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

Davey Peterson.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Okay, one second.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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