I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Where's my baby??

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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