Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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