What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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lol a man is drowning

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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