- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What did the man without a tongue say...

Do you like your life? No. OK.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

PSN IS UP

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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