- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

im @ work, LOL.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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