Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

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JUST KIDDING^

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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tee hee

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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