Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Anti Joke

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