- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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