Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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