- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

irish wristwatch JLR

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Women's rights

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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